Apparently Palau has a problem with England because I picked up a local paper the other day and was stunned to find a quarter of a page dedicated to "Short England Jokes.” Take into account the paper here is only a dozen pages long and is only printed every few days. (My apologies to all of my British and anglophile friends).  Short England jokes Q: How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff? A: They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.  Q: How does every English joke start?  A: By looking over your shoulder.  Q: What’s the difference between a smart English